Above All, Profits; Not @This Establishment; Can, Can; Where’s the Cheese?; DIY; Protect the Queen

Expect No Less— Apparently, the cost of food is down, but that isn’t necessarily being reflected in the grocery store aisles. And somehow, ‘Big Food’ (like, let’s say Conagra) have reported “higher profits in their most recent quarters, year over year.” Is it because they charge whatever they want knowing we’re not going to just stop buying food? How high could they go? (Different, but similar). What’s Wrong With These Kids?— Whatever it is, kids under 16 aren’t allowed to dine-in at this Pennsylvania Chick-fil-A without an adult. Thirst Murder— Liquid Death is water in a cool-looking can. Literally. The brand is valued at $700 million (as of Oct. ’22). Update— Alleva Dairy, America’s oldest cheese shop, forced from its Greenwich Village location due to high rent, has found a new home. In Jersey. @Home Upcycling— Watermelon smoothie? Yes. Finally— Cue the honeybee anti-vaxxers.